A film review by Mark O'Hara Copyright © 2000 Mark O'Hara

A Multigenre Review

Dear Jay Ward,

I don’t think you would turn over in your grave if you saw the new incarnation of your 1960’s cartoon. The actor Robert De Niro and a friend of his produced The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, and they did a pretty good job. De Niro took the role of Fearless Leader for himself, and he brings it off well. Why? Because he does it with a lot of humor and is not afraid to send up even himself (in a “You talking to me?” takeoff of his Travis Bickle role in Taxi Driver). Funny stuff

I like that Des McAnuff, the director, makes the humans play second fiddle to the animated stars. The rounded, smooth, balloon-like skin of the animated flying squirrel and the bird-brained moose adds a very watchable dimension. You would be glad to hear that June Foray is back as Rock’s voice, that unique, thinly hoarse touch intact. And since you can’t do the moose, Australian Keith Scott is a great second choice; he also does the narrator, with a flair just short of the talent of William Conrad. Anyhoo, the “Moose and Skvorl!” were the funniest and noblest characters in the piece.

Sincerely,
A Fan and Reviewer

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Bullwinkle’s Monologue

I don’t understand. Why would that Minnie Mogul (Janeane Garofalo) the movie producer want to deal with Fearless Leader and his gang anyway? She surely wouldn’t do it for the money! Suddenly Fearless Leader is real (played by Bobby De Niro, I think), and Boris Badenov (Jason Alexander) and Natasha Fatale (Rene Russo) are out to turn the television viewers of American into mindless zombies! What a silly idea, losing the ability to think because you watch too much television! Rocky and I were just wandering around Frostbite Falls Minnesota, where all the trees were cut down and the cartoon population were all out of work, our cartoon “messterpiece” canceled back in 1964. So something really realistic had to happen, and sure enough, this nice-looking blond FBI agents (the FBI has a lot like her, I’d wager!) named Karen Sympathy (Piper Perabo) magically gets Rock and me to appear in Hollywood. What she wants us to do is get to New York City in time to stop Fearless Leader from making his final broadcast, in which he plans to zombify the whole country, and get them to vote for him for President! What a ride (car ride, that is) Rock and I have ahead of us – although I still can’t figure out why we couldn’t have gotten ahold or a plane or something else. After all, Boris and Natasha steal a helicopter and almost succeed in reducing me and Rock to Internet images with that teeny satellite computer thingy.

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The cameos are the coolest thing
They make the comedy truly ring

Billy Crystal is no hack
With a mattress on his back

Carl Reiner shows his teeth
Even though it’s much too brief

Don Novello adds to the corn
By making the two stars go airborne

Typical wackiness is displayed
By FBI director Randy Quaid

Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell play
College students who save the day

But at this cameo craft
Jonathan Winters is most daft

He plays no less than three weirdos
In this mad world he get kudos

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June 30, 2000
Memo to Production Staff

We’ll find out today if America remembers this goofy duo. Will it be a hit, like George of the Jungle, or a miss, like The Adventures of Dudley Doright? (At least we don’t have to pay Brendan Fraser’s salary again!) Although I wonder about getting really talented actors like Rene Russo and Jason Alexander, and then underusing them. After all, who did you see more of in the cartoon – here Fearless Leader gets more lines than Boris and Natasha combined! And what about this side plot in which the agent and our heroes go on trial. It’s not a bad punch line with the moose, but the whole arrest things drags just a bit, I think. In a sequel, if we get the box office to pitch one, it’ll be more action and even more bad puns. So I brought my own kids to the preview, and they loved it. We saw every age from babies to baby boomers in the theater. I just hope not all theaters keep jacking up the prices: our neighborhood multiplex (is that an oxymoron?) raised admission to $4.50 for matinees!

	Running Time: 88 Min | Rated: PG | US Release: June 30th | More >>

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